All Jokes
on Aug 11, 2017
Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: Windows are totally frozen, will not open.
Husband replies: “Carefully pour some warm water over it...
by @tolani
on Aug 11, 2017
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
Man: “I had to get to work.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.
by @Tunjexpp
on Sep 29, 2016
A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them:
1. Bride's relatives
2. Groom's relatives
He entered the groom's door and...
by @DaxMan
on Sep 28, 2016
Kunle stole a goat, he was arrested and taken to court.
JUDGE: Gentleman, are you guilty or not guilty?
KUNLE: My Lord, I’m not guilty.
JUDGE: How come you were arrested...
by @preciousgal
on Sep 28, 2016
When People say they can't see anything good in you...
Hug them and say, "Life is difficult for the BLIND!"
by @sirvico
on Sep 28, 2016
I've you experienced the long queue at ATM points
these days? I wonder where the recession everyone keep shouting about is
coming from.
Yesterday afternoon, I tried to check if...
by @Shollay20
on Sep 27, 2016
TEACHER: What is a Verb?
CHIKE: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
TEACHER: What are you saying?
CHIKE: It is a complete sentence sir.
TEACHER: Are you mad?...
by @daOracle Harjarlar
on Sep 26, 2016
A pregnant girl on my Facebook list finally gave birth...
Now she's been uploading her baby pics every 20mins, and this makes me feel like I am raising her child with my data...
by @Laosbaba
on Sep 26, 2016
This economic recession is no longer funny o! See
women pricing school fees: "Aunty, how much if we remove geography and
Physical Education, I want him to become a doctor, not a...
by Gbane Yacoub
on Sep 22, 2016
I asked a friend of mine what he is doing. He told
me, he is working on, "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and
steel under a constrained environment".
I was...
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