Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Wednesday, 30 August 2017

buharis six packs



guys president muhammed buhari shows off his strong six packs
on facebook
make flavour know say no be only him get six pack

back from london with his strong abs

students of ebony state university comes out and acuses their lecturer of sexual victimization ,bribery

Female students of Ebonyi state university come out to accuse their lecturer of sexual victimization, bribery

Facebook user, Nolly Lee, shared a post on his page yesterday about an assistant lecturer of the Ebonyi state University who he claims is currently facing a panel in the school for sexual victimization of female students, bribery, and other illicit acts. Nolly, who is a former student of the school, asked his fellow alumni to state whether or not they want the lecturer to be sacked.
Female students of the school came to the comment section to narrate their experiences with him and how he victimized them for not sleeping with them or paying a bribe. Even male students came out to accuse the lecturer of victimizing their girlfriends. Read the post and their comments below



Friday, 25 August 2017

akpos jokes


All Jokes

Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: Windows are totally frozen, will not open. Husband replies: “Carefully pour some warm water over it...
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?” Man: “I had to get to work.” Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?” Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.
A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them: 1. Bride's relatives 2. Groom's relatives He entered the groom's door and...
Kunle stole a goat, he was arrested and taken to court. JUDGE: Gentleman, are you guilty or not guilty? KUNLE: My Lord, I’m not guilty. JUDGE: How come you were arrested...
When People say they can't see anything good in you... Hug them and say, "Life is difficult for the BLIND!"
I've you experienced the long queue at ATM points these days? I wonder where the recession everyone keep shouting about is coming from. Yesterday afternoon, I tried to check if...
TEACHER: What is a Verb? CHIKE: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. TEACHER: What are you saying? CHIKE: It is a complete sentence sir. TEACHER: Are you mad?...
A pregnant girl on my Facebook list finally gave birth... Now she's been uploading her baby pics every 20mins, and this makes me feel like I am raising her child with my data...
This economic recession is no longer funny o! See women pricing school fees: "Aunty, how much if we remove geography and Physical Education, I want him to become a doctor, not a...
I asked a friend of mine what he is doing. He told me, he is working on, "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment". I was...